user-deactivated:

madeupmonkeyshit:

When you can smell the food cookin

ud.

(via cxxljay)

Timestamp: 1409677509

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via bazzaconi)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

(via tacoseason)

Timestamp: 1409592426
  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet

(Source: moonemojii, via lohanthony)

Timestamp: 1409555914

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(via whitedaisiesredroses)

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

(Source: paradisaic1, via theseare-notmypants)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via theseare-notmypants)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

image

(via octaviaxo)