my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.